F-1 Interview goes like this:

VO: Good morning. How are you?
me: Good morning sir. I am fine thank you. How are you?

VO: How many backlogs?
Me: 7 sir

VO: Were you rejected last time?
Me: Yes sir.

VO: I think you brought fake documents last time.
Me: No sir

VO: Ummm.. So you brought this time? (laughing,,,)
Me: Sir I hold the genuine documents. Would you like to see?

VO: No need
VO: Who is funding your education?
Me: My parents.

VO: whats your father and mother?
Me: Told their designations a little louder.

VO: Whats their annual income?
Me: blah.. blah..

VO: Ok. You have a nice stay in US.. :)